yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
- boy: so uh.. what are you wearing
- me: *jake from state farm voice* khakis
one-thing-i-cant-live-without:
Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
(Source: rivaillez)

